Harvey Balls Merch Store

Fulfilling the needs of the "Consultant-Chic" since 2004

The majority of people come to this site to download one of the free fonts I created. You can get them by clicking on the links in the Fonts menu above.

Having spent nearly 10 years in management consulting, I have developed an appreciation for the consultant's toolkit - in fact in my current job it sometimes feels like I'm "cheating" by knowing this stuff. However, my current job also puts me on the receiving end of pitches from nervous and sweaty consultants who have just pulled an all nighter using these same tools to produce the killer deck that will convince me to throw some of my budget their way. This two-sided view of these tools has given me the inspiration for the unique products below.

Harvey Balls Clock (Partner Edition): With this Harvey Balls wall clock, you can quickly see how long it is before the meeting is finished. Designed for the partner (or principal) in mind - it dispenses with all the tactical detail of the "Consultant Edition" design and just focuses at the strategic level. BUY NOW

$15.99

Harvey Balls Clock (Consultant Edition): With this Harvey Balls wall clock, you can quickly see how long it is before the meeting is finished. The "Consultant Edition" design contains more low-level detail which makes it unsuitable for principals or partners who should be thinking at the 30,000ft level. BUY NOW

$15.99

Harvey Balls Binary Clock: A binary wall clock rendered with Harvey Balls. A prefect gift for an IT consultant. The management consultants out there will probably poh poh this design because it's not strategic enough - but the fact is that they simply don't know how to read it. BUY NOW

$14.99

Harvey Balls Magnets: By popular request we have created a 20" x 12" magnetic sheet of Harvey Balls that you can cut up and use on any ferromagnetic surface. Cut this sheet up (e.g. with scissors, a box cutter, etc.) and you will have 14 of each type of Harvey Ball to use in presentations or for any other purpose. That's 140 Harvey Balls per sheet! They are each 72pt in size so if you want to get a feel for how big they are, just create spreadsheet with a bunch of 72pt Harvey Balls and print them out. BUY NOW

$16.99

"My First Global Financial Crisis" Kid's T-Shirt: These things seem to come around every few years. What better way to use your stimulus check than to clothe your children? BUY NOW

$34.99

"My First Global Financial Crisis" Bib: These things seem to come around every few years, so the little one will probably have another. What better way to use your stimulus check than to clothe your children? BUY NOW

$28.99

Harvey Balls Agenda Mug (Large): When you don't have time to prepare for that all important meeting, the Harvey Balls mug cheat sheet will let you "wing it!" with an all-purpose agenda BUY NOW

$22.99

Harvey Balls Mug: You can now safely leave your mug in the client's office kitchen for washing and you know it will never get mixed up. BUY NOW

$14.99

Harvey Balls Prioritize Mug: Prioritization: Most people can't do it properly, but that's why they're paying you the big bucks! Note that the mug uses the U.S. English spelling. The U.S. Spelling will make you look like a more pricey consultant anyway. BUY NOW

$14.99

Harvey Balls T-Shirt: You worked all night to put the pack together, what better way to show up to the client meeting? BUY NOW

$37.99

Harvey Balls Baseball Cap: Work Hard, Play Hard. The adjustable, 100% brushed cotton Cap is unstructured and an ideal way to beat the heat. Wear it anytime you want to keep the sun off or cover up a bad hair day. It features a sturdy low profile brim, sweatband, and adjustable closure. BUY NOW

$17.99

"Let me show you my model" T-Shirt: You worked all night to put the model together, what better way to show up to the client meeting? BUY NOW

$37.99

"Future Thought Leader" Bib: Let the world know that your cute little baby will one day grow up into an insightful thought leader! BUY NOW

$28.99

Harvey Balls Boxers: You've spent all week polishing the deck, now it's time to present it to the client. BUY NOW

$15.99

Harvey Balls Bumper Sticker: Harvey Balls unite management consultants around the globe. Put some on your car today! Note: If you are on a remote assignment in some far-off land, honking may not indicate another consultant! BUY NOW

$8.99

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